Super Dawg

Supersode One

FADE IN:

EXT. FAR FAR AWAY, IN THE MILKY BONES GALAXY – DARKNESS IS UPON IT, AS A GARGANTUAN MUTANT FLEA IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING PLANET DAWG HOUSE.

Planet DAWG HOUSE (shaped like an old-fashioned, red, wooden dawg house) is tilting in its orbit around its Sun – a fluorescent yellow (or glitter or glowing) Tennis Ball.

Two or three other Dawg House planets of different sizes and colors also orbit the Tennis Ball Sun.

EXT. PLANET DAWG HOUSE

EXT. KING & QUEEN PITZ BULL’S DAWG HOUSE PALACE INT. DAWG HOUSE PALACE NURSERY

King & Queen fret over Super Dawg.

QUEEN PITZ BULL

We must save our puppy.

KING PITZ BULL

We will save our puppy.

Eagle Ears enters.

KING PITZ BULL (CONT’D)

Eagle Ears.  You graduated top of your class with your superior intergalactic super-stealth abilities.   It will be your duty to fly Super Dawg to safety on Planet Earth.

EAGLE EARS

It would be my honor to save the heir to the throne; however, My Lord, I must ask, what became of Super Stork?

KING PITZ BULL

She defected, flew the coop and took a gig at Warner Brothers.  Super Dawg’s safety now rests in your beak, wings and claws.

Queen Pitz Bull lifts Super Dawg from his golden cradle and hands him to Eagle Ears.        Super Dawg is swathed in a gigantic royal blue blanket with his head peeking out with a golden bone-shaped pacifier sticking out of his mouth.

KING PITZ BULL (CONT’D)

Hurry.  Airedale the Astronomer tells me we have less than an hour before the Gargantuan Mutant Flea devours our planet.

Eagle Ears flies out the balcony window, with Super Dawg bundled in his blanket, towards Planet Earth, while King Pitz Bull gently puts his arm around his Queen.

KING PITZ BULL (CONT’D)

I was a fool not to see that Bad Dawgs tampered with our flea control, thus, creating these dawg-planet-devouring Gargantuan Mutant Fleas.

QUEEN PITZ BULL

How could you have known?

KING PITZ BULL

I am the King.  It was my duty to know and to protect my Subjects, but I failed. I shall stay here and die with my Dawggies.

QUEEN PITZ BULL

And I shall die beside you.

KING PITZ BULL

Before this is all over, I do have one question?

The Queen eyes him carefully.

KING PITZ BULL (CONT’D)

Where did Super Dawg come from?

The Queen listens and remains steadfastly silent.

KING PITZ BULL (CONT’D)

Obviously, he is not my biological puppy and I don’t fault you for that.   I love you both more than all the T-bones in Planet Porterhouse.

QUEEN PITZ BULL

When you were at battle against the Bad Dawgs, I was walking the grounds and puppy Super Dawg came floating towards me in a golden basket on the Silver Biscuit River near Frisbee Lane.

FLASHBACK

Queen Pitz Bull is kneeling on the edge of Silver Biscuit River, plucking silver biscuits from the water, when the golden basket floats near her.  Queen Pitz Bull pulls the basket out of the water, lifts its royal blue blanket and sees baby Super Dawg in the basket with a golden, bone- shaped baby pacifier in his mouth.   The Royal Seal of the Imperial Empress is affixed inside the basket above the puppy’s head.  She gently lifts him from the basket, hugs him, comforts him and cries tears of joy.

INT. DAWG HOUSE PALACE NURSERY

The King lovingly places his hands on The Queen’s shoulders.

KING PITZ BULL

You rescued him?

QUEEN PITZ BULL

He rescued us.  We needed a puppy in this Palace.

KING PITZ BULL

There’s more, isn’t there?  He doesn’t look like any dawg on this planet.

QUEEN PITZ BULL

Puppy Dawg’s golden basket contained the Seal of the Imperial Empress.  She sent him to safety, before she was slaughtered in ambush searching for the Imperial Emperor who had been captured during the Battle of Toy against the Bad Dawgs.

King Pitz Bull is astonished.

QUEEN PITZ BULL (CONT’D)

Super Dawg is not only our Prince.  He will one day be Emperor of the Milky Bones Galaxy, when he returns to restore order.

The room shakes.  The King & Queen clutch each other and kiss.

EXT. GARGANTUAN MUTANT FLEA SWALLOWS PLANET DAWG HOUSE EXT. DEEP SPACE

Eagle Ears swiftly flies through space with Super Dawg’s blanket tied abound his neck.

A sign on a tiny, stationary Rest Stop reads:  Milky Bones Galaxy, Next Spiral.

 Eagle Ears continues his flight while talking to himself and Super Dawg.

EAGLE EARS

I’ll never understand how they get those Rest Stops to stay still.

He glances down at baby Super Dawg looking up at him from inside his blanket.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

Don’t worry, son, I’m bringing you to Earth.  To the United States of America. I hear Eagles are a protected species there.

Super Dawg listens and looks quizzically at him.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

It’s different for dawgs. It’s kind of the luck of the draw, but don’t worry, I’ll find you a nice place where you’ll be well taken care of.

Super Dawg continues to stare and listen to Eagle Ears.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

Next, I will track down Super Stork, just to give her a piece of my mind, because I know nothing about birthing birdies.  I’m just winging it.

Eagle Ears flies past solar systems of suns and planets, asteroids and comets, until he spots Planet Earth.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

It looks exactly like the text books, except it’s upside down or maybe we’re upside down.  Don’t worry, I’ll figure it out.

Eagle Ears spots the USA and zeros in on it.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

Cocoa Beach.  I Dream of Jeannie.  Here we come.

With one of his left claws, Eagle Ears pushes a button on his belly that reads “Super Stealth Mode”, as he and Super Dawg enter the Earth’s atmosphere.

Eagle Ears peers at the pier where the Atlantic meets the island.  It’s a cold winter evening and he sees smoke coming from some of the chimneys.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

Don’t worry boy.  This is sand and palm trees in a sub-tropical paradise.  You’ll love it here.  Soon, they’ll be calling you Surf Dawg.

Eagle Ears spots a building along the coastline that resembles a giant White Castle; however, it sports a sign that reads:  Poodle Palace.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

This is it, Kid.  I’m dropping you off here, with your people.  I’ll be back to check up on you, after I find that rascal, Super Stork.

Eagle Ears sees a chimney atop the castle-shaped building.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

I remember reading a tradition many of these Earth people embrace, where their Stork, Santa Claus, drops babies down chimneys.

Eagle Ears descends to the roof to the opening of the chimney which is billowing out smoke.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

You should be in good paws here.  I’ll be back.

Eagle Ears drops Super Dawg bundled in his royal blue blanket down the chimney and flies west to California.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

Hollywood, here I come.

INT. DRESSING ROOM OF POODLE PALACE

Female poodles, both Miniature and Standard, of many different colors, are dressed in wigs, hats, garters, stockings, corsets and g-strings with an opening in the back to allow their tales freedom of movement.  One poodle, Mademoiselle Fifi, is applying her makeup when she hears and sees something land in the fireplace.

The Royal Blue blanket extinguishes the fire. Mademoiselle Fifi rushes towards the fireplace to try to understand what had just happened.

At the hearth, Mademoiselle Fifi stops and slowly places her palms forward, then kneels and touches the firebox floor. She realizes the fireplace is stone cold.  She removes the blanket from the wood and ashes. Mademoiselle Fifi looks inside and sees Super Dawg with his golden bone pacifier in his mouth looking up at her.    (Super Dawg has not yet once uttered a sound.)

Mademoiselle Fifi hears footsteps and quickly grabs Super Dawg bundled in his blanket and stuffs him in a compartment in her dresser.

The other poodles see her take the blanket, but are busy primping and unaware there is a puppy wrapped in it.

The dressing room door opens and Mr. MAD (Mean Ass Dawg – Poodle Palace Manager) enters.

Mr. MAD

Five minutes Z. Z. and Fifi.  Let’s go. Let’s go.

Mr. MAD turns around and shouts down the hallway to Mr. MOD (Mean Old Dawg).

Mr. MAD (CONT’D)

MOD, I thought I told you to throw another log in the fire.     Get with it already.    Chop.  Chop.

Mr. MAD exits and slams the door.

Mademoiselle Fifi opens the compartment to her dresser drawer and motions to Super Dawg.

MADEMOISELLE FIFI

Sssshhhh.  I’ll be right back.

INT. POODLE PALACE DANCE STAGE AND LOUNGE

“Satin Dawg” playing over speakers.  Mademoiselle Fifi and strut out to the music, dance and smile at the male patrons, the Portly Pigs, who grunt, groink and slobber all over the bar and at their tables.

♪ pearl and lace collar  ♫

♪ she top dollar ♫

♪ drive me wild ♫

♪ she got style ♫

♪ make me smile ♫

♪ snap chattin ♫

♪ my satin dawg ♫

Madamoiselle Fifi and Z. Z. Finish their dance, exit the lounge and return to their dressing room.

INT. DRESSING ROOM OF POODLE PALACE

Fifi rushes to her dresser to check on Super Dawg.

Z.Z.

Hey, what you got stashed in there?

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Ain’t nothing.

Z.Z. walks over to Fifi and sees Super Dawg bundled in the Drawer. Fifi gently lifts him from the compartment and cradles him.

Z.Z.

What the hell kind of dawg is that?

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Stop it, Z. Z.  He’s just an abandoned puppy and now he’s mine.

Z.Z.

How you going to hide him?  How you going to feed him?

Fifi dips her finger in a glass of water on her dresser and lets Super Dawg lick it.

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

He seems to only want water.  I don’t know.  I’ll figure it out.

Fifi places the golden bone pacifier back in Super Dawg’s mouth, after he is done licking the water.

Z.Z.

You better not let anyone else see that golden bone pacifier.

Z.Z. reaches out to touch the pacifier and it shocks her.  She HOWLS.

Z.Z. (CONT’D)

Yikes!  That hurt.  What the hell?  Why didn’t it zap you?

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Don’t know, but I guess I won’t have to worry about anyone stealing his golden bone pacifier.

Z.Z.

And you don’t have to worry about me telling anyone about him: who ever or whatever he is.  Your secret’s safe with me.

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

You’re a dawg’s best friend, Z. Z.

Z.Z.

You too, Fi.

They give each other a friendship hug.

Loud, fast footsteps are heard approaching the dressing room.  Fifi quickly closes her dresser door.

Mr. MAD enters.

Mr. MAD

What’s all the screaming about in here?

Z.Z.

I thought I saw a Peeping Fido in the window, but I was wrong.

Mr. MAD

Are you drinking that Mad Dawg 20/20 again?

Z.Z.

No sir.  I haven’t touched any alcohol.

Mr. MAD

Well, both of you, get ready.  You’re up again in five.

Mr. MAD exits.

Fifi opens her dresser and takes one quick look at Super Dawg and whispers.

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Son, I was born with a plastic bone in my mouth, but you.  You are destined for great things and I will always do everything I can to protect you. For as long as I can.

INT. POODLE PALACE LOUNGE – 14 YEARS LATER

Super Dawg is sweeping the lounge while it is closed for business.  There are stomped out cigars, peanut shells and other debris on the floor.  Mr. MAD approaches.

Mr. MAD

Put the broom down, Dawg.  I have an assignment for you.

SUPER DAWG

An assignment?

Mr. MAD

Don’t ask questions. Just listen.  It’s Annual Picnic Day.  Round up all the dancers over five-dawg years old and tell them it’s their special day. Now!

Super Dawg heads towards the dressing room where his adoptive mother, Fifi, along with Z. Z. and a few other dancers he’s known since he was a puppy are huddled in a corner. They look at one another and appear nervous and frightened.

SUPER DAWG

Mom.  What’s going on?

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Dawg.  You know better than to call me that here.  But I guess it doesn’t matter anymore.

SUPER DAWG

What are you talking about?

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

I’ve always tried to protect you from knowing about this day, but it has finally arrived.   Us ladies you’ve known all you life are being sent on a Permanent Picnic.

SUPER DAWG

A what?  They can’t take you away from me like that.

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Remember all those years, I would tell you the dancers received a promotion and were relocated to Las Vegas? Well, it’s not true.  Today is my Annual Picnic Day.

SUPER DAWG

I still don’t understand.

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

All any of us understand is that it is a one-way trip.

Super Dawg is visibly upset.

SUPER DAWG

You’ve hid this from me all these years? Why?

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

I was protecting you, son.  I didn’t want you to know how cruel our world can be.

Mr. MAD enters.

Mr. MAD

Dawg, I told you to round up those bitches.

A DISCLAIMER is superimposed on the bottom of the screen that reads:

“Dear parents and those of sensitive ears.  “Bitch” is an established term referring to a female dawg. I learned it on TV, in an old Columbo episode, back in the Stone Age days.”

Super Dawg becomes enraged and begins break-dancing and spinning around on the floor and rapping.

SUPER DAWG

Nobody calls my Momma a bitch

And gets away with it

No one steals her away from me

Without penalty

Mr. MAD, Mean Ass Dawg

To you and you comrades I say

Today ain’t your lucky day

Super Dawg raps and break dances.  During his final spin, he is suddenly wearing a blue cape made from the blue blanket Madamoiselle Fifi found him wrapped in when he was a puppy.

Super Dawg leaps over to Mr. MAD and ZAPS him with his golden bone pacifier that he wears on a thick chain around his neck. Mr. MAD YOWLS in pain, then slumps to the floor.

Mr. MOD enters

Mr. MOD

What the hell is going on in here?

Super Dawg approaches Mr. MOD and pushes him up against the wall and ZAPS him with his golden bone pacifier.

SUPER DAWG

Where were you going to take my Momma and my Aunties?

Mr. MOD

To, to the Annual Portly Pig Picnic.

SUPER DAWG

For what?

Mr. MOD hesitates.  Super Dawg gives him another ZAP.

MR. MOD

For the Portly Pigs to feast on.  When the Poodle Dancers get too old, Mr. MAD sends them to the Portly Pigs for their Annual Picnic.

Super Dawg turns to Z. Z.

SUPER DAWG

Z.Z.  Will you get me an apple from the fruit bowl?

Z.Z. brings Super Dawg an apple and Super Dawg opens and stuffs it in Mr. MAD’s mouth.

SUPER DAWG (CONT’D)

Do me a favor, Z. Z., and hog-tie your former boss.

Z.Z. With pleasure, Dawg.

Z.Z. gathers stockings and begins tying up Mr. MAD.

SUPER DAWG

Mr. MOD.  Where exactly is this picnic?

Mr. MOD

It’s at the Portly Pig Floating Pig Pen Barge, way down upon the Swiney River in Swinia City, about ten miles from here.

Super Dawg grabs Mr. MOD by the back of his suit jacket and Mr. MAD by his hog ties.

SUPER DAWG

Fasten your seatbelts.  It’s going to be a bumpy flight.

Super Dawg turns to Z. Z.

SUPER DAWG (CONT’D)

Z.Z., would you please open the back door.

Z.Z.

With pleasure Dawg.

Z.Z. opens the door and Super Dawg runs out the door and down the alley, then flies into the air with his two captives towards the Portly Pig Floating Pig Pen Barge.

INT. DRESSING ROOM OF POODLE PALACE

Z.Z. looks at Madamoiselle Fifi in astonishment. They hear a COMMOTION coming down the chimney. Eagle Ears falls to the bottom.  He gets up and brushes the soot and ash from his feathers and flaps his wings.

EAGLE EARS

I fail to find the romanticism of this tradition.

Z.Z.

Who the heck are you?

EAGLE EARS

I’m here for Prince, or should I say King Super Dawg.  I dropped him down your chimney about fourteen Earth years ago.

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

So, you’re the idiot who dumped my boy down the flue?

EAGLE EARS

I was simply following Earthly tradition, or what I believed it to be at the time.

Madamoiselle Fifi shakes her head.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

I always knew he would be in good paws at this Dawggie Palace.

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Palace?  Do you have any idea what this place is?  It’s used for canine trafficking kidnapped and abandoned female dawgs like me.  Until they send us to slaughter, that is.

Eagle Ears is stunned.

EAGLE EARS

You mean he wasn’t raised like royalty here?  Where is he?

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Today, Dawg became a Man and rescued us. He flew with our former overlords to the Portly Pig Floating Pig Pen Barge to settle a score.

EAGLE EARS

Where is that?

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

About ten miles north, as the crow flies.

EAGLE EARS

What about an Eagle?

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Same thing.

EAGLE EARS

King Super Dawg might need some assistance.  Quiz time!  What do you get when you cross an Eagle with a Stork?

Madamoiselle Fifi gives him an unappreciative stare.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

An Army of Steagles!

Eagle Ears exits the dressing room, walks through the lounge to the front door and opens it.  Madamoiselle Fifi and Z. Z. follow and see Super Stork and dozens of Eagle Ears’ and Super Stork’s odd-looking offspring and grand- offspring standing outside the Poodle Palace entrance way.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

Listen closely, my faithful family.  King Super Dawg needs our assistance.  Follow me to where the crow flies.

Eagle Ears sets flight.  Super Stork and their Army of Steagles follow, as they fly in V formation to the Portly Pig Floating Pig Pen Barge.

INT. POODLE PALACE LOUNGE DOORWAY

After watching the crew fly away, Z. Z. closes the door and turns to Madamoiselle Fifi.

Z.Z.

Now, those are some really odd birds.

EXT. AIRBORNE ABOVE PORTLY PIG FLOATING PIG PEN BARGE – SUNSET

The Portly Pigs are seated wearing giant bibs with duckie designs on them, while oinking and licking their choppers. Super Dawg and Mr. MOD carry out Mr. MAD in a trough with the apple still stuffed in his mouth.

SUPER DAWG

Let the Luau commence.

The Portly Pigs are stunned to see Mr. MAD escorted to their table.  They begin snorting and banging their forks and knives.  Their leader, Prince Portly, is seated at the head of the banquet table.

PRINCE PORTLY

Silence.  What is this nonsense?  Where are our delicacy dawgs?

SUPER DAWG

Your Annual Picnic Days of Summer are over.  Today you will feast on Mr. MADD, unless, of course, you prefer SPAM.

The Portly Pigs gasp and drop their utensils.

PRINCE PORTLY

How dare you suggest we are cannibals?

Eagle Ears, Super Stork and their Army of Steagles descend upon the Portly Pig Floating Pig Pen Barge.  Eagle Ears and Super Stork land next to Super Dawg and the Steagles sit perched along the fence that surrounds the Portly Pig Floating Pig Pen Barge.

EAGLE EARS

I know you don’t remember me, son, but…

SUPER DAWG

Oh, I remember you.  You’re the idiot who dropped me down the chimney into the Poodle Palace.

Prince Portly raises the knife from his banquet table and SHOUTS.

PRINCE PORTLY

Boars, prepare for battle!

The Portly Pigs rise from their chairs grasping their knives and awkwardly begin moving about while swinging and thrusting their knives.  A pig squeals.

PETER PIG

Pepper Pig, watch it.  You just sliced my tail off.

PEPPER PIG

Sorry dude.  I’ve never been in a fight before, and I’m afraid of knives.

PETER PIG

Focus.  We have to fight these bird creatures and Madamoiselle Fifi’s bastard son.

SUPER DAWG

What is this?  Talk bad about my Momma day?  You pigs!

Super Dawg begins break dancing, his royal blue cape, once again, appears on him and he kicks the knives out of the split-hooves of all the unprepared Portly Pigs. Eagles Ears looks on with pride.

EAGLE EARS

All right Steagles.  Throw these filthy Pigs overboard.

SUPER DAWG

That’s a bit harsh, don’t you think? They’ll all drown.

EAGLE EARS

My boy, you must begin to get out more often.  Pigs can’t fly, but this breed sure as heck can swim.

The Army of Steagles descend upon the Portly Pigs, lift them by their snouts with their giant claws and drop them into the Swiney River.  The Pigs snort and squeal, then swim towards shore.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

Don’t ever return to the Poodle Palace or Cocoa Beach again, or we won’t be as kind to you swine next time.

The Steagles return to their perching positions  along the fence that surrounds the Portly Pig Floating Pig Pen Barge.

SUPER DAWG

What about Mr. MAD & Mr. MOD?

EAGLE EARS

Untie Mr. MAD and throw him overboard too.  Then Mr. MOD next.

Mr. MOD

No. Not me too. I hate those guys. I ended up at the Poodle Palace the same way you did.

SUPER DAWG

Someone dropped you down the chimney too?

Mr. MOD

No.  At the doorstep.  I was raised in that environment too, but I never had a mother’s love to soothe me.  They would have killed me, if I didn’t follow their commands.

SUPER DAWG

All right.  I’ll take you back to protect the ladies, but you better respect them all, especially my Momma.

Mr. MOD nods yes.  Super Dawg turns to Ears.

SUPER DAWG (CONT’D)

Now what?

EAGLE EARS

We sink this pig sty.

Eagle Ears sees a hose draining water out of the barge and reverses it to have the water drain back into the barge.  Water begins taking on the vessel and it slowly begins to disappear from sight as it sinks into the Swiney River.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

Party’s over Piggies.

Eagle Ears turns to Super Stork.

EAGLE EARS (CONT’D)

My Lady.  Onward.

SUPER DAWG

To the Poodle Palace.

EAGLE EARS

Once we arrive there, you and I need to have a talk, Son.

SUPER DAWG

Oh, no.  Not the Facts of Heat again.

Eagle Ears laughs, begins flight and the others follow him back to the Poodle Palace with Mr. MOD tucked under one of Super Dawg’s arms.

INT. POODLE PALACE LOUNGE

Madamoiselle Fifi, Z. Z. and the other former-dancers are dressed in their robes sitting at a round table in the Lounge.

Super Dawg, Eagle Ears, Super Stork and the Steagles enter.

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Dawg!  Your OK.

Madamoiselle Fifi gets up from her chair, runs to Super Dawg and gives him a hug.

SUPER DAWG

We’re all OK now.  The Portly Pigs will never return to this Palace or this City and you and your friends are finally free.

Madamoiselle Fifi’s eyes become misty.

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Thank you Dawg and thank you to all your friends.  But what is Mr. MOD doing her?

SUPER DAWG

He’s turned over a new bone and will help protect you and all your friends.  This will be your true Palace from here on in and you will be its Queen.

Mr. MOD bows at Madamoiselle Fifi.

SUPER DAWG (CONT’D)

Mom.  Can we have a talk?  You, me, Eagle Ears and Super Stork?

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Of course, Dawg.  Let’s go to the dressing room.

INT. POODLE PALACE DRESSING ROOM

Super Dawg, Madamoiselle Fifi, Eagle Ears and Super Stork silently sit.

EAGLE EARS

Madamoiselle Fifi.  Thank you for so lovingly caring for King Super Dawg all these years.

Madamoiselle Fifi is about to speak when the golden bone pacifier that Super Dawg now wears around his neck begins flashing and glowing.  Super Dawg takes it off to examine it. A video message appears from within the golden bone pacifier for all four to see and hear.

QUEEN PITZ BULL

My dear son.  Today you are a man in dog years.  Two dog-years old. I wish I could be there for you.

Unfortunately, a Gargantuan Mutant Flea is about to devour our home, Dawg House Palace, along with our entire Planet Dawg House.

King Pitz Bull appears on the video.

KING PITZ BULL

Son, not only were you Prince Dawg and Super Dawg of Planet Dawg House, your are also the Imperial Jr. Emperor of the Milky Bones Galaxy.

Your mother here, Queen Pitz Bull, rescued you after your biological mother, the Imperial Empress, sent you to refuge before her slaughter, while searching for your biological father, the Emperor, who was kidnapped during the Battle of Toy against the Bad Dawgs.

SUPER DAWG

I have three mothers?  And I lost count of how many names and titles.

QUEEN PITZ BULL

When you are ready, you must fly back with Eagle Ears to restore order to the Milky Bones Galaxy.  The Bad Dawgs have created total chaos and misery to our Galaxy.   It is your destiny to restore order.

QUEEN PITZ BULL & KING PITZ BULL

We love you son.  Good bye.

Rumbling is heard in the background of the video.  The golden bone pacifier stops flashing and returns to its normal golden hue.  Super Dawg turns to his adoptive mother, Madamoiselle Fifi.

SUPER DAWG

Mom.  I love you so much and thank you for protecting me all these years.  I should have done a better job of protecting you.  For that I am ashamed and sorry.

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

Dawg.  You are the best thing that ever happened to me. A day never went by when I wasn’t grateful to have you in my life. But now, you must return to your roots to become the great leader you always were destined to be.

SUPER DAWG

But what about you, Mom?

MADAMOISELLE FIFI

You’ve restored order here.  I am safe. You are a man now and must fulfil your role in the universe.

 

Madamoiselle Fifi walks up to Super Dawg and gives him a loving, motherly embrace and kisses him on top of his head.

SUPER DAWG

I leave with a heavy heart, Mother.

EAGLE EARS

Come.  It’s time for use to return to the Milky Bones Galaxy.

SUPER DAWG

And when I get there, I’m going to find that Gargantuan Mutant Flea who swallowed Planet Dawg House, rip his gut open and rescue my home planet.  Then, I will search for my biological father.

The golden bone pacifier that Super Dawg now wears around his neck, once again begins flashing and glowing.  An ANNOUNCEMENT is made from the golden bone pacifier.

GOLDEN BONE PACIFIER

We interrupt this touching moment to bring to you a message from your late biological Mother, the Imperial Empress.

Super Dawg again takes off his necklace and places it on a small decorative table for all to see.  The Imperial Empress appears on the video in the golden bone pacifier.

IMPERIAL EMPRESS

Usez, my son…

Super Dawg quickly grabs a pen and cocktail napkin.

EAGLE EARS

What are you doing, boy?

SUPER DAWG

I’m writing this name down.  There’s no way I’ll ever remember all my names.

IMPERIAL EMPRESS

I fear I will never see or hold you again and that I’m about to enter a trap.  Your father, the Imperial Emperor, has been captured in the Battle of Toy and taken to Planet Bad Dawgs.  It is my duty to rescue him.  I love you both with all my heart and hope we can all reunite one day.  Over and out.

The golden bone pacifier stops flashing and the video ends.

EAGLE EARS

Dawg, I’m sorry your Mom did not survive, but our Imperial Empress was the fiercest warrior in the universe.  She was clearly outnumbered and would not give up her family without a fight.

Super Dawg grabs his necklace and places it around his neck.

SUPER DAWG

And once I’m done with the Gargantuan Mutant Fleas, I will pay a visit to Planet Bad Dawgs.

EAGLE EARS

Emperor, My Lady and Steagles.  We must depart.

Super Dawg puts his hand to his golden bone pacifier.

SUPER DAWG

Mom.  I will send a Messenger to communicate with you once a month. Unless, of course, I can figure out how to make you one of these golden-bone communication devices.

EAGLE EARS

Let’s go.  Take off time.

Super Dawg, Eagle Ears, Super Stork and the Steagles exit the Poodle Palace and fly into deep, dark space.  A bright, blue aura surrounds Super Dawg as he trails away into space.

FADE TO BLACK.

THE END.

Credits begin to roll, then faint cries for help are heard by both Eagle Ears and Super Dawg, as they soar through the galaxies.

EAGLE EARS

Did you hear that?

SUPER DAWG

Of course, I did.  I’m a Dawg, but how did you hear it too?

EAGLE EARS

They didn’t name me Eagle Ears for nothing.

SUPER DAWG

It’s coming from that dumpster orbiting that tiny planet.  We must rescue them.

Super Dawg changes course towards the dumpster and Eagle Ears, Super Stork and the Steagles follow in flight.

Super Dawg approaches the dumpster first.  There is a cat and a raccoon peering out.        Super Dawg utters his catchphrase.

SUPER DAWG (CONT’D)

Yo. Yo. Yo!  What seems to be the trouble?

RACCOON

Thank goodness.  We’ve been circling around this planet for days and there’s hardly any food left in this dumpster.

CAT

Yea.  All this circling around has me very confused.  I’ve lost my bearings.  I can hardly catch my tail anymore.

SUPER DAWG

How did you end up here?

RACCOON

We were dumpster diving and…

CAT

Hunting.  He means hunting.

RACCOON

What the heck’s the difference?

CAT

Trailer trash cats and raccoons dumpster dive. I’m a Sophisti-Cat.  We were hunting at the Ritz-Carlton dumpster.

RACCOON

Yea, and look where that got us.

EAGLE EARS

Enough.  How did you two get here?

RACCOON

Well, you know those Earth people, they ran out of places to put their trash, so they started shooting it out into space.

CAT

Yea, and we were hunting in this dumpster, when they closed the lid and hauled us off.   They were supposed to empty the contents of the dumpster into the giant garbage bag that they hurl into space, but the dumpster accidentally landed on the launcher and we ended up Cat-apulted into space.

EAGLE EARS

We go to get going.

CAT AND RACCOON

No.  No.  Don’t  leave us here.

SUPER DAWG

Who said you were’t coming with us? Steagles, help fly them away with us.

One Steagle flies up to Raccoon the other Steagle flies up to Cat.

STEAGLES

Jump on our backs guys and hold on tight around our necks.

RACCOON

Don’t worry. We will.

As they all begin to fly away towards the Milky Bones Galaxy, Raccoon yells out to Super Dawg.

RACCOON (CONT’D)

Hey, thanks dude.  What’s your name?

Super Dawg pauses for a moment, pulls out and quickly leafs through his fistful of names on cocktail napkins, then declares:

SUPER DAWG

They call me……Super Dawg!

Super Dawg confidently flies off with Eagle Ears and the rest of his new family, while following space signs pointing towards the Milky Bones Galaxy.

 

FADE TO BLACK. THE END. (FOR NOW)

Credits roll and Super Dawg Theme song plays:

♪ Yo. Yo. Yo! ♫

♪ What seems to be the trouble? ♫

♪ Yo. Yo. Yo! ♫

♪ What seems to be the trouble? ♫

♪ Etc……. ♫

 

END

 

©2017
Written by
STEVIE CENKO

Super Dawg Character
Created By
STEVIE CENKO
& Inspired by
Justin Owens
the Break Dance Wonder
And One and Only True
Original Super Dawg

 

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